WANTED: A loving home for my lonely penis. And by "loving" I mean a warm, soft, and wet hole. So, at this stage of my life, I'm still pretty vanilla, sexually speaking. I mean I've done the normal greatest hits (which I definitely enjoy), but I'd like to add some things to my resume before I die, which according to the actuarial life table shouldn't be for another few decades. Good news, right? Next-level sexy-time acts for me include some of the usual suspects: BDSM, DP, role playing, cuckholding, etc. Put simply, I'm seeking a clean (and recently tested), open-minded FWB who would be willing to explore with (or guide) me in these areas. I would meet the same requirements for you. So, there you have it. A guy pouring his soul (and hopefully his semen) out. And if you don't want to do it for me, do it for my penis. He deserves to live a full life. Thank you for your time.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is someone who likes to laugh and has empathy for others. If you believe people who are "woke" is the biggest problem facing America today, I could be persuaded to hate fuck you. I mean, I don't hate you. That's just an unfortunate phrase, isn't it? Maybe it would be more of a "what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you" fuck. I'd probably have a puzzled look on my face the entire time. I guess what I'm saying is we could still fuck. Maybe. Well, probably not. Okay, it depends on your tits.